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Friday, September 30, 2005

Porn For You

Aneta Keys takes it all off after the jump. NSFW!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Talking Dogs

Dogs talk back to their owners.

Submachine

Another click and play distraction game.

Steve-O Being Steve-O

Drunk as hell and breaking shit on the Too Late with Adam Corolla show.

The Robots Are Coming

Self-assembling bio-robots.

Two Dogs Fight A Cow

Guess who wins.

This Monkey Will Kick Your Ass

Is that guy there to spot him or something?

Two Headed Tortoise

Look ma, I'm all heads.

Top Ten Science Photos Of 2005

"A tiny shrimp fearlessly enters the mouth of a fish to clean its teeth."

Make Your Very Own

Marshmallow gun.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Meanwhile

A choose your own adventure comic book.

Gyser Borgen!

How do you get past that angry round purple thing? I'm stuck!

Are You VXR Enough?

A racing game.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Girl Fight

So fulfilling, yet I feel so unsatisfied without someone's shirt being ripped off.

The Keyboard Bag

Made from...wait for it... a keyboard.

The Gonorrhea Doll

So you can hug it to sleep I guess?

Adjustable Hot Sauce

You pussy types can adjust this to be more mild.

Nothing Can Stop Ambition

Totally amazing.
Thanks Dave!

Bloomin Gardens

Line up the flowers for points.

RPS 15

Clearly my sponge cleans your gun so put it down.

Taking It In The Balls

Jackie Chan's got nothing on this guy

Hefty Bag Commercial

Jackie Chan is doing big things.

Gun Vending Machine

It's pretty easy to get a gun in South Africa.

Monday, September 26, 2005

From Full Head Of Hair To Mohawk

In less than 100 pictures.

Go Kart Crash

You ever take that off any sweet jumps?

Beat Boxing

He's pretty good.

What A Hussy

Vida Guerra and her boobs.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Tornado Forms During Soccer Game

I couldn't get a screen cap, but this .gif I found accurately depicts what's happening in the video
Thanks Joe!

What A Shame

All that liquor, and the cops are going to drink it all.

Who Do You Think Is Enjoying This More?

The elephant or the rhinoceros?

Friday, September 23, 2005

A Couch's Adventure Through NYC

A lot more pictures of a couch in NYC after the jump.

Takes It In TheThroat

Instant karma happens to this guy. He tries to knock some kid off his bike and ends up taking a bumper in the throat.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Saigon = Motorbike Traffic Derby

A video of insane amounts of people on motorbikes, buses, cars and oddly enough what seems to be a guy with no feet.

Passed Out On The Train

More pics of people passed out on the trains in Japan after the jump.

Fire From Water

He does it.

The Future Is Now

I know what your baby's brain is doing.

Toxic Gherkin

What a sick bet. RIP.

That Kid's Head Is Huge

Video of this kid with his huge head.

Chainsaw Bike

24 chainsaw engines, one Harley Davidson

Bong Vodka

Brilliant!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Right Off His Head

Pitcher's hand --> bat --> pitcher's head --> shortstop's glove. The exciting life of a baseball.
In otherwords, Loe takes it in the mouth!

High Speed Photography

A lot more pictures of water drops after the jump

Giant Pink Bunny

It looks like he's in trouble

Nice Chair Cheapass

"The work achieve, as the designers said, a kind of 'perfection in mediocrity.' "

Floating Piece Of Central Park

Making its round around on the Hudson River everyday until 9/25.

A Helpful Hand For You Desk Jockeys

The Power of Play at Work

LED Illuminated Bathtubs

Ok, so where do I stick it in?

Click an ad on the right, do it for the kids!

Just In Time For The Holidays

Any ladies want a special gift from tomi mito?

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

This Is Such A Bad Idea

They take 1/2 ton of dynamite to blow up a whale carcass that has beached itself. Guess what happens.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Static Electricity Leaves A Trail Of Fire

"An Australian man built up a 40,000-volt charge of static electricity in his clothes as he walked, leaving a trail of scorched carpet and molten plastic and forcing firefighters to evacuate a building."

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