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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Amazing Racist Part 2

This is the same amazing racist. How does he not get his ass beat?

Inmates Only Please

"Prison inmates are held at the end of a sunken highway in New Orleans, Louisiana August 31, 2005 after Hurricane Katrina struck."

So Old But So Funny

"You're going to kill us?" "No,no just kidding"

Roof -> Trampoline -> Pool

Sounds simple enough right? It goes more like roof -> trampoline -> trampoline -> pool

Fun With Tequila

The worm goes up and in, then down.

Feel For The Furniture

Clever little Ikea ad.

Fear Factor: Season 43

He's packing 9 inches

Unnecessary Censorship

Funny skit shit from the Jimmy Kimmel show
Thanks to Funk Doc! (not Redman)

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Virtual Bubble Wrap

It just doesn't have the same POP

Scared To Hilarity

Hahahahahaha

Urban Ninja Skills

If I could do this, I would rob a lot of bodegas and then escape!

Dairy Jaw

"Dude gets slapped with cheese"

Rocket Cat - Girl Game

You can play it, but it's for girls

Monday, August 29, 2005

Holy Water

A flood in Europe

Micro Machines

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bottle To The Head

The more I watch it, the funnier it gets. Weird.

Talen Show Tryout

Is that baby spice the judge?

More Japanese Magic

I think this is the same guy who does hamburger magic

Bicycle Power

Crazy riders
Thanks J!

Oh, You So Crazy

Bad day to be driving that blue PT Cruiser. It gets hammered to shit.
Thanks Johnny!

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Back That Shit Up

"When I look behind me at the ATM, I'm not looking for the media..."

Rugby = Violent

Huge tackles. I mean HUGE!

Paint In Motion

Click for the video, read about it here

Fun With Matches

Would've been funnier if he died. Idiot.

A Little More Back, Ok You Got It.

tomi mito says: It was probably a woman

I Know Just The Spot For Us Baby

Tree? Check. Sidewalk? Check. Used Mattress? Check.
Thanks SugaRay!

Laser Sight Slingshot

Seriously, where were these deadly toys when I was young... I could have been hurting myself years ago!

New Bra By Evian

Yes, Evian the bottled water company - this post deserves a WTF?

Keep Your Dirty Hands To Yourself


Probably useful for keeping other people's dirty hand trails away from yourself as well

Rollercoaster Madness

So crazy, you'll piss yourself!

Origami Magic

But can they make it out of a dollar bill?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

World's Tallest Man

I wonder how tall he really is

Vinyl Goodness

Cactus Friends

Hump Day Time Waster

Collect the blue, avoid the red!

Saved By The Grace Of Aflac

Holy shit

Bulletproof Ipod

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Smile, You're Being Video Taped

Are these real smiles or fake smiles? I got 16 out of 20 correct!
Thanks GJ!

Look Ma, Two Legs!!

Amazing video of a 2 legged dog. (Nothing gross)

The World's Smallest Man

Marries a hot normal sized woman, and has a son who's already taller than him by age two

Portable Balloon Lamp

The LED doesn't get hot, so the balloon never melts

LED Tea Lights

Clever, but will they outlast my bag of 200 from IKEA? Short answer: yes.

August 23rd, 3:26:28am

Totally useless, but fun to stare at. (I know theres a boob joke in there somewhere)

This Is An Oldie

But a goodie.

This Sushi Is Automatic

That's right, now you can be totally useless and still make sushi!

Super Electric Car

and bikes for some reason.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Fourteen Year Old Builds 300ft Coaster

I was probably burning ants with a lighter when I was 14

Death By Crochet

I'm liking it

Keeping It Fresh

Why aren't all the technologists out there working on a personal functioning robot for every human being yet? In the mean time, eat your food before it expires.


Seventy Seven Square Feet Of Freedom

It's better than prison I guess

Just Click To Turn

I stole the screenshot, I really only got up to 457cm. Beat that!

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