Tomi Mito: June 2005

Aww Look At The Babies

Two-week-old Sri Lankan Albino cobras

They Just Keep Finding Ways To Rob You

The smartest parking meter you ever met in your life.

Don't Fuck With Mother Nature

Sick video of a tornado from birth to death.

Chopper Taxi

For the low, low price of $150 per 10 minutes.

Reduce Workplace Stress

This is for all you corporate slaves.

The Andy Milonakis Show Season 1 Episode 1

If you know who is he, haha. If you don't know who he is, here he is.

Hidden Camera Show Gone Wrong

A guy hides in a mailbox. Death awaits?

Vida Guerra Baby

A video of a Vida Guerra photoshoot.

Watch Your Hand Move By Itself

Optical illusion to see the skin on the back of your hand crawl by itself.

Strip For Your Erection... I Mean Election

A 19 year old Norwegian girl thought it would be a good election campaign strategy to strip to be noticed. What a great idea.

Random Dick Joke

Commercial for a glow-in-the-dark condom.

Oh Please, Shit Is All Over The Subway In New York

So a girl walks onto a train. Her dog takes a crap. Old guy says clean it up. She says fuck off. Dude takes picture of her to put it online and she becomes an instant internet idiot. Long live technology. Click for the gallery here.

Do You Use Ebay And PayPal?

10% off code up to $25 (Link doesn't go to ebay)

Front Page News From 435 Newspapers

Front page newscovers, if you're into news and more news. Updated daily, like this site!

PixelRoller

Watch the video, Pretty crazy stuff.

Holy Catfish!

Yes, It's Real. Click for more.

You Think You're Better Than Me?

If you found something that you think everyone should see, submit it to me and if it passes my high standards then I'll totally give you all the credit.

Chun Li And Ryu Salsa Dancing

Where do people have time for this? No I'm not bullshitting you. Thanks LT!

Need A Grill For July 4th?

How about dropping 10k on this baby?

Food Porn

Like Food? Like Porn? Maybe this isn't what you expect it to be. Any ladies want to take me for a nice night out? I promise I'm a cheap date.

Eva Longoria For Eva Longoria's Sake

Me and her have something in common, we're both afraid of rapists. It's like we're destined to be together.

Video Ho Tells All

Hip-hop and Hollywood playas are ducking for cover now that everyone's favorite fly girl is telling all. After intensive vetting by lawyers, HarperCollins has gone to press with Karrine Steffans' "Confessions of a Video Vixen." You can find her website here

Where's Me Booty?!

Another short animation

Judo Kick

Damn this cop has balls and a foot of flying magic!

Get Your Web Of Lies In Order

When you've gotten so far deep that you need a website to help pull it all together, it might be better just to move away and start anew.

I Could Totally Replace This Robot

A robot to give breast exams to places where the population doesn't know much about breasts I guess. Send me there, I'll teach them all they need to know.

Robocop 2005

There's not much to read after the jump, but the Koreans are crazy.

Depressed Toys

Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.
Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say.

Are There Any Push Button Crosswalks Left In NYC?

The most popular hack, which works on most models, is the "Instant Walk." Three short clicks, followed by two long, one short, two long, and three short; turn any crosswalk signal from "don't walk" to "walk" with a matching change in the traffic signals.

And I Don't Even Have A Celica

The California Highway Patrol has announced today that its is standardizing on the Porsche 987 Boxster as its 2006 pursuit vehicles to replace its aging fleet of Chevrolet Camaros.

Getting Hit By The Most Balls

Craig Biggio of the Houston Astros ties hit-by-pitch record

Second baseman shares bruising distinction with Don Baylor -- Yes, I know that isn't Biggio in the picture.

Why Are You Standing In Shit? Well At Least The View Is Nice

Is hiding in the tank of an outhouse really the best spot to pick to see a little vag? C'mon guy, get inventive... that's what mirror shoe is all about!

I Hope This Was A C-Section.

Weighing in at 13 pounds, 12 ounces, Delaney Jessica Buzzell isn't your average newborn. Her parents have even dubbed her the "Big Enchilada."
That's like giving birth to 6.5 2lb burritos!

What Ever Happened To Watts?

"The Northern Industrial Tools 10 Million Candlepower Super SearchEye Spotlight is a rechargeable, ultra-bright 10 million candlepower spotlight."
Who really needs all that light, in a plastic box??

Hey There Sweetheart; "Get The Bitch While She Isn't Looking"

A deputy Tasered an intoxicated 13-year-old girl who was kicking and scratching two hospital nurses, officials said.

Wow This Is More Than Three Years Old

If you didn't know in 2002, now you know.

Getting Bit By A Monkey Sucks

A monkey named Boo-Boo apparently bit a drive-through worker at the Viking BP Mart in Morehead, Kentucky. It seems that Ashley Rodgers was handing a customer a beverage when the monkey tried to grab the drink.

Wake Up To Bacon Baby

Wake your fat ass up with some hot bacon!

Hubcaps For You And Me

Rick Mefford started his replacement hubcap company out of the back of his truck and today has more than a 1,000,000 caps and wheel covers in his inventory. He travels the country looking for more to add to his inventory, which can be searched at his website called Hubcaps.com

Soo Yung!

Would you? She's young.

Just A Sweet Short

If I knew how to animate anything, I would want to animate it like this.

Cock It Like A Whip

Only watch this if you are not at work and you are not faint of penis tricks. Be Warned. [NSFW]

10 Ways To Upgrade Your Seat

Flying soon? Maybe you just like to scheme a lot. If you don't want to sit next to a plastic crying baby and some boxes, then this is for you.

Hey Baby, Want To Put Some Whale Meat In There?

A fast food chain in northern Japan began offering a whale burger on Thursday, even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its catch at an international conference on whaling.

Aren't You Glad To Know This Exists?

I guess they do it for science, but did you know they cut holes into cows' stomachs to see how they're turning that grass into... whatever it is they're turning it into? Better pictures after the jump.

Huh? Nothing Baby, Just A Quick CAT Scan

So you can tell me when she's faking it or not doc? I don't really understand what this proves. Why don't they spend science money on creating a robot girlfriend already?

Seriously, Can I Be 8 Years Old Again?

The toy car is equipped with sensors that allow it to follow the lines. The track can be annotated with symbols that are understood optically by the car, telling it to alter it's driving pattern. Where was this shit when I was twisting bodies off of my G.I. Joes?

What If You Could Keep Dirty Pics Totally Private?

Every so often I remember that I have sent nude pictures of myself to a handful of people over the years. I can't help but wonder what happened to them -- both the photos and the men and women I sent them to.[Couplebox via Wired]

Two Hundred Thousand Bees

I really think some people need better hobbies. He was so close to the record too! What? There's a record?

Forget Drunk Pilots, This Is A Crime

Drinkin' it up, smoothin' the ice... how much better could life be? Fuck! The po'!

Thursday, June 30, 2005